
I get hundreds of hits on this site per day and as great as that is for my little ego I would still like to know more about you all. Who are you? Why do you come here? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll...

You can probably spend a whole work day on that website. http://www.yearbookyourself.com/
Also, just in case you were not sure, here are a few photos showing of just how smooth I was growing up.
Apparently my hair options were limited to no haircut or shaved head. Feel free to butcher me in the comments.